Thursday, August 10, 2006
Manchester United Chants
Rio Rio Ferdinand
Tune: Hi ho (snow white and the seven dwarf)
Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio,
Rio.....
Manchester City Song
Tune: The yellow Submarine
Their going up, their going down,
their going up, their going down,
city's coming up but there
going straight back down,
going straight back down,
going straight back down
Where were you Chelsea?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
Where were you when you were sh*t?
Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you when you were
sh*t?
Can You Hear The Scousers
Tune: Not Sure
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
i can't hear a f*cking thing
nooooooooo
Who needs Mourinho
Tune: Not Sure
who needs mourinho when we've got
fergio.. who needs mourinho when we've
got fergio.. who needs mourinho when
we've got fergio
All going to Wembley
Tune: If you happy and you know
If you're all going to Wembley clap your hands,
If you're all going to Wembley clap your hands,
If you're all going to Wembley,
All going to Wembley,
All going to Wembley clap your hands.
Que sera, sera (Wembley)
Tune: Que sera, sera
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wembley,
Que sera, sera.
Once A Blue (Wayne Rooney)
Tune: Not Sure
Once a blue, Always a red
Once a blue, Always a red
Once a blue,Always a red
On The First Day Of Christmas
Tune: The 12 Days Of Christmas
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
an Eric Cantona.
On the second day ofchristmas my true love gave to me,
two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
three Cantonas, two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona...
(repeat until the 12th day)
Oh Ah Cantona
Tune: Whoops Upside Ya Head
Oh Ah Cantona
I said Oh Ah Ooh Ah
Cantona
Fabregas Ohh-ohh-ohh
Tune: Viera Song
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may beseventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
FA CUP
Tune: Wemberly
We're on the march,
we're Fergie's army,
We're all going toWembley,
And we'll really shake'em up,
When we win the F.A.cup,
'Coz United are the greatest football team
Every Single One Of Us (Sir Alex Chants)
Tune: Riverside
Now every single one of us loves AlexFerguson,
loves Alex Ferguson,loves Alex Ferguson,
nowevery single one of us loves AlexFerguson,
loves Alex Ferguson...
Wayne Rooney debut
Tune: This old man
R-O-O-N-E-Y
He's United till he dies
With a knick-knack paddy wack,
Give the dog a bone.
3 goals sent the Turks back home.
Roy Keane's
Tune: My old man's a dust man
Oh, Keanos f*cking magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw McCarthy, he said 'you f*cking tw*t'
You only played for Millwall, and City coz your sh*te,
I play for man united and im f*cking dynamite!
Champions League Final
Tune: Not Sure
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer!
We have joy, we have fun
Tune: We have joy we have fun - westlife
We have joy, we have fun
when we
end unbeaten runs
arsenal moaned,
chelsea cried
we all laugh at
merseyside
Wayne Rooney Song
Tune: The Piranhas-Tom Hark
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by
the name of wayne rooney, i saw my mate
the other day, he sed he's seen the
white pele,so i asked who is he? he goes
by the name of of wayne rooney
MUFC ok!
Tune: Not Sure
M-U
M-U-F
M-U-F-C ok!
We The Scousers
Tune: Oh United we love you!
We the scousers, we do
We the scousers, we do
We the scousers, we do
Oh scousers
we you!
Chelsea Song
Tune: Lord of The Dance
carefree wherever you maybe, we all
hate the chelsea, because they always
cheat in the league, that is why we all
hate chelsea
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tune: like Viera song
cristiano whoooo
cristiano whoooo
he comes from portugal he s the arsenal
The Neville Family
Tune: London Bridge
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a
red,
Gary Neville is a red, he
hates scousers!
Phillip
Neville born and bred, born and bred,
born and bred,
Phillip Neville
born and bred, he s scousers!
Tracey Neville's off her
head, off her head, off her head, Tracey Neville's off her head, she
plays netball!
Neville
Neville is their dad, is their dad, is
their dad,
Neville Neville is
their dad, he s scousers!
Fergie Wonderland
Tune: Not sure
Mourinho are you listening,
You'd better keep our trophy glistening;
'Coz we'll be back in May, to take it away,
walking in a Fergie Wonderland!
Manchester United Calypso
Tune: You know this song :)
If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!
Vidic Chant
Tune: to the forlan tune me thinks..
Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He come's from Serbia,
He'll f***ing murder ye...
Park Chant
Tune: I dont know
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...
That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: I dont know
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Ronaldo made England look shi*e!
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Tune: Hi ho (snow white and the seven dwarf)
Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio,
Rio.....
Manchester City Song
Tune: The yellow Submarine
Their going up, their going down,
their going up, their going down,
city's coming up but there
going straight back down,
going straight back down,
going straight back down
Where were you Chelsea?
Tune: Bread Of Heaven
Where were you when you were sh*t?
Where were you,
Where were you,
Where were you when you were
sh*t?
Can You Hear The Scousers
Tune: Not Sure
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
noo noo
can u hear the scousers sing
i can't hear a f*cking thing
nooooooooo
Who needs Mourinho
Tune: Not Sure
who needs mourinho when we've got
fergio.. who needs mourinho when we've
got fergio.. who needs mourinho when
we've got fergio
All going to Wembley
Tune: If you happy and you know
If you're all going to Wembley clap your hands,
If you're all going to Wembley clap your hands,
If you're all going to Wembley,
All going to Wembley,
All going to Wembley clap your hands.
Que sera, sera (Wembley)
Tune: Que sera, sera
Que sera, sera,
Whatever will be, will be,
We're going to Wembley,
Que sera, sera.
Once A Blue (Wayne Rooney)
Tune: Not Sure
Once a blue, Always a red
Once a blue, Always a red
Once a blue,Always a red
On The First Day Of Christmas
Tune: The 12 Days Of Christmas
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
an Eric Cantona.
On the second day ofchristmas my true love gave to me,
two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
three Cantonas, two Cantonas and an Eric Cantona...
(repeat until the 12th day)
Oh Ah Cantona
Tune: Whoops Upside Ya Head
Oh Ah Cantona
I said Oh Ah Ooh Ah
Cantona
Fabregas Ohh-ohh-ohh
Tune: Viera Song
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh,
Fabregas ohh-ohh-ohh.
He may beseventeen,
But'll get knocked out by Keane.
FA CUP
Tune: Wemberly
We're on the march,
we're Fergie's army,
We're all going toWembley,
And we'll really shake'em up,
When we win the F.A.cup,
'Coz United are the greatest football team
Every Single One Of Us (Sir Alex Chants)
Tune: Riverside
Now every single one of us loves AlexFerguson,
loves Alex Ferguson,loves Alex Ferguson,
nowevery single one of us loves AlexFerguson,
loves Alex Ferguson...
Wayne Rooney debut
Tune: This old man
R-O-O-N-E-Y
He's United till he dies
With a knick-knack paddy wack,
Give the dog a bone.
3 goals sent the Turks back home.
Roy Keane's
Tune: My old man's a dust man
Oh, Keanos f*cking magic, he wears a magic hat
And when he saw McCarthy, he said 'you f*cking tw*t'
You only played for Millwall, and City coz your sh*te,
I play for man united and im f*cking dynamite!
Champions League Final
Tune: Not Sure
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Who put the ball in the German's net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer!
We have joy, we have fun
Tune: We have joy we have fun - westlife
We have joy, we have fun
when we
end unbeaten runs
arsenal moaned,
chelsea cried
we all laugh at
merseyside
Wayne Rooney Song
Tune: The Piranhas-Tom Hark
wayne rooney, wayne rooney, he goes by
the name of wayne rooney, i saw my mate
the other day, he sed he's seen the
white pele,so i asked who is he? he goes
by the name of of wayne rooney
MUFC ok!
Tune: Not Sure
M-U
M-U-F
M-U-F-C ok!
We The Scousers
Tune: Oh United we love you!
We the scousers, we do
We the scousers, we do
We the scousers, we do
Oh scousers
we you!
Chelsea Song
Tune: Lord of The Dance
carefree wherever you maybe, we all
hate the chelsea, because they always
cheat in the league, that is why we all
hate chelsea
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tune: like Viera song
cristiano whoooo
cristiano whoooo
he comes from portugal he s the arsenal
The Neville Family
Tune: London Bridge
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a
red,
Gary Neville is a red, he
hates scousers!
Phillip
Neville born and bred, born and bred,
born and bred,
Phillip Neville
born and bred, he s scousers!
Tracey Neville's off her
head, off her head, off her head, Tracey Neville's off her head, she
plays netball!
Neville
Neville is their dad, is their dad, is
their dad,
Neville Neville is
their dad, he s scousers!
Fergie Wonderland
Tune: Not sure
Mourinho are you listening,
You'd better keep our trophy glistening;
'Coz we'll be back in May, to take it away,
walking in a Fergie Wonderland!
Manchester United Calypso
Tune: You know this song :)
If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!
Vidic Chant
Tune: to the forlan tune me thinks..
Nemanja whoa,
Nemanja whoa,
He come's from Serbia,
He'll f***ing murder ye...
Park Chant
Tune: I dont know
Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...
That Boy Ronaldo
Tune: I dont know
He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
That boy Ronaldo made England look shi*e!
Tags: manchester united chants | football chants | soccer chants | football jokes | soccer jokes | manutd chants
posted by Nuruddeen710 at 5:27 PM | Permalink | 
5 Comments:
At 1:57 AM, 
At 5:59 PM,
At 8:23 PM,
Thought i'd share a few chants i made up wen i was bored lol.
to the tune of "go west"
Park is from south Korea,
Park strikes his foes with fear,
Park gets us all excited,
When he play for Manu Utd!
to the tune of "blue is the colour"
Red is his colour,
Ronaldo is his name,
He Gets the Fans excited,
But scoring is his aim,
So try and buy him if u dare,
Coz Ronaldo, he is going nowhere!
to the tune of "im so pretty"
We've got rooney,
We've got ronnie,
We've got players with skills so rare,
Weve got fergie who can take us anywhere!
To the tune of "3 lions"
A red devil on his shirt,
He never stopped believing,
That we'd get up here,
Fergie is no longer dreaming!
At 6:09 AM,
Man Utd r a bunch of tossers... got lucky against Villa ... needed a shitty save 2 go fru ... but in the final of the FA Cup is where we will demolish U ! cum on u GUNNNERZZZZZZ !! IM ARSENAL TILL I DIE ARSENAL TILL I DIE I NO I AM IM SURE I AM IM ARSENAL TILL I DIE